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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26858904

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/39969354

The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education, or FURRIES, Act, filed by Austin-area Republican State Rep. Stan Gerdes, would "prohibit any non-human behavior by a student, including presenting himself or herself, on days other than exempt days, as anything other than a human being."

The law would allow for exempt days, such as Halloween and other school dress-up days.

The law defines "non-human" behavior as "any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species," with provided examples being:

Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine or other human byproducts

A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets

Using fur, other than naturally occurring human hair or a wig made to look like human hair

Artificial, animal-like ears

Other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the human race through a means of natural biological development

Students who bark, meow, hiss or make other animal noises that are not human speech

Licking oneself or others for the purpose of grooming or maintenance.

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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Banning 4 year old girls from wearing a headband with kitten ears. Good work.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is he painting his nails?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

seriously? seems fine for the most part

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should the government regulate space aliens in school too? Why not target the infinity of scenarios that never happens, or should we just skip straight to mandating that school is only for nazi salutes?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

that never happens

well, furries exist and are popular especially among younger people. I wouldn't want my kid to be exposed to that

also, that fact that they explicitly named using a litterbox instead of a toilet as an expample is telling. with a law prohibiting this and similar things, nothing of value is lost

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't want my kid to be exposed to that

Better never let your kids use the internet, then

As for the litterbox thing, it was a hoax:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we should always make our laws based off of propaganda and not reality.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 month ago

if those things don't exist, noone should have a problem with them being forbidden. it'd be like prohibiting you from travlling to the other end of the galaxy. why should you care?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And I don't want my kid exposed to Mormons. Unfortunately, your rights end where my rights begin

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If you wanted to protect your kids, you'd be opposing fascism not furries.

You're just a bigot hiding behind your kids. You'll fit right in with the fascists.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 month ago

I can and do oppose both

also nice work normalizing fascism