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[–] lemmus@szmer.info 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Found myself a new style. Thanks.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

There's a satirical movement in Germany called "Front deutscher Äpfel" (front of German apples). One of their slogans is "Was gibt der deutschen Jugend Kraft? Apfelsaft! Apfelsaft!" ("What gives German youth strength? Apple juice! Apple juice!")

They would surely approve.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is .... Is their banner supposed to invoke an instant thought of the Nazis?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The German sense of humor is arid.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Americans think Big Bang Theory is the funniest sitcom ever, and whenever a foreign word sounds like a funny English one, they lose their shit. And then they tell Germans about their sense of humor....

My sense of humor is also dry. Just not quite that dry.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Definitely photoshopped. Also found the skinhead celtic cross hidden on the other sleeve.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 days ago

Biblically accurate carrot.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 3 days ago (4 children)

More like, potato skin faces

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Haters will say it's photoshopped

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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] billygoat@catata.fish 8 points 2 days ago

Chicken Parmesan isn’t vegan?

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (14 children)

this seems ai the face is not there and the box on the wall looks off

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure just photoshopped. The logos are way sharper than the rest of the image and the arm band and sleeve logos are really fake looking.

They did a decent job on the flag I guess though.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The guy on the right has his face obscured by the white part of the flag he is holding. Also, if you look at the guy on the left, you can see the label on his jeans is slightly blurred. Looks like the person snapping the picture either moved their phone or the guys were still moving slightly.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One of them will hold you down while the other stabs you to death with carrots.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shoot em up. Ridiculous action movie, very solid.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahh neonazi vegans, I hate those guys.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are they Nazis or something as well? Or is this some kind of joke?

I'm vegan btw

[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Vegetarism/veganism and National Socialism have in Germany (at least to some point) shared cultural roots.

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

fuckin Steiner and the Theosophists get off the hook way too easy

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

The whole esoteric space has a neo-nazi undercurrent.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's funny watching Waldorf education advocates squirm when you bring Steiner's racialist ideas and ties to volkisch movements and ideologies.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can you substantiate your claims with some factual resources? Much appreciated.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

which level? are you still eating things that cast shadows?

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Oh, is that what they call someone from Vegas? /j

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I thought he was casually carrying around a PS5 for a second there

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