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Street vendor (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by FanciestPants@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

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