Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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What do you call a Linux user who only browses the Web using Lynx? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 day ago by TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Terminally online.

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Did you hear Hooters is going bankrupt? But they are trying a new strategy a door to door service? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's called Knockers.

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Something-mology (feddit.nl)
submitted 2 days ago by sbv@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35289568

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)
submitted 3 days ago by jeena@piefed.jeena.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Where Do Bad Rainbows Go? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 5 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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To prism.
It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)
submitted 5 days ago by DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212

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Today I learned… (ttrpg.network)
submitted 5 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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… that everybody who confuses correlation with causation winds up dying.

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How the mitey have fallen (aussie.zone)
submitted 5 days ago by 18107@aussie.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They aren't rewriting history (lemmy.starlightkel.xyz)
submitted 5 days ago by thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why do we only have garbage? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yeah, why only garbeige?

Why not gargreen? Or garyellow. We have garage but not garheight or garweight. Do you measure garage in years or in garyears? I mean, everyone has ears, not just Gary. Maybe that's why there's no garyellow... What the heck is ellow anyways, Gary wouldn't ever have any of that! Not in his Garage, or his garbage, even if we all see it as garbeige.

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The most dangerous element is the element of surprise (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I hear it’s quite reactive

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After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 week ago by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because I'm feeling like a Newman!

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Be afraid of O! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why are all numbers and letters afraid of O?

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A big hole was dug at the police station (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They’re currently looking into it.

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TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I'm not joking …

… but he is.

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Generational Humor or Dad Joke? (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/25404788

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Why did the man marry the baker? (dubvee.org)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because he was after her dough.

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This joke is full of holes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe. (feddit.nl)
submitted 1 week ago by Slovene@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.

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I lost a lot of money on a bet and can't pay up. (dubvee.org)
submitted 1 week ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Now I'm scared the bookie-man is going to get me.

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Rolling (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Germany has a crisis and is struggling with supplying meat and cheese to the country (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 weeks ago by unlogic@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They are referring to it as the Wurst Käse scenario

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We just adopted our local blacksmith's cat. (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kenowdoc@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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