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[–] jumperalex@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Anyone: "How do you know you're not sick anymore"

Me: "When I forget that I possess a nose!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

You could get rid of it, but you wouldn’t like it very much.

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me, with a deviated septum. 😭

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would highly recommend the surgery to correct it, it's painful but 1000% worth it.

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

I had a septoplasty a couple of years ago. My nose has kind of closed up again since then, but it's still 20% better than it was so I'll take what I can get. But... I fantasize about how it felt when I first got the splints out.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wife and I just caught COVID for the first time. 3 shots, maybe it could have been worse? Yeah, not taking my nose for granted. Until I get better and forget again.

On a serious note, isn't it nice that we can't truly remember pain? Pretty sure I'd go insane if I could remember all the fucked up shit I've been through.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Can't you? I mean if I'm in pain, I can go back and be like "ok, this is worse than x and y, but not as bad as z".

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Seen it "live" this summer

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Great painting!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I keep rolling over to clear up the sinus on top.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I do this too. Is it because the snot runs down to the lower sinus(es)?

Or pregnant 😩

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've had over a dozen sinus infections and now am down to a "hey doc I got another one"

Allergies, sick.. or Utah

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta go easy on the cocain

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Noses dry out.

(And then rebound)

[–] jimmy_spider@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

xylometazoline go brrrrrrrrrrr or shall I say pssssttt

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Leave me alone, i'm trying to struggle in silence.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Me IRL it keeps getting worse.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A stuffed nose is temporary. I tend to think more about all the microplastics in my brain. There is no way this plastic in every animal doesn‘t have neurological consequences.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

If you get enough microplastics in your brain, you can be head of the CDC some day.