How? Are you a wizard?
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Yes I am necornmancer
Could have gone with nonomancer
Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?
No carnies are my number two fear
Should I rebuild my base in Factorio to massively boost copper and circuit production or just wait for module production to catch up?
the factory must in fact grow
What's it like, knowing that you've just peaked?
I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend
This is a close second though
perks of necromancy
What other lies have you told?
Now, now, I’m sure there’s a kernel of truth in there!
Damn it. Why do you have to be so corny?
He's good under heat.
I heard he cracks under pressure
Only if you butter him up first
Otherwise he's just a husk of a man.
Me too!
I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.
This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method... If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.
if corn is a fruit is popcorn is also fruit?
Corn is a fruit in the same way that oxygen is a metal
this is a really good answer
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Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?
Way more suggestive than intended.
I dated her.
Did you forget to microwave it first?
Which lottery numbers are you picking?
Does art have a goal?
Yes, to serve as a medium in which life can be examined and critiqued, as well as a money laundering vessel
How do you sleep at night?
How does it feel to have offended God?
little bag of popcorn
One of those microwavable dillyos?
Any superpowers from the PFAS yet? 😏
No snack bag already popped
But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?
Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?
Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil..?
Do you like more sweet or salt popcorn?
Por que no los dos
Did you pop the corn?
how much throat numbing spray did you use?
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