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I was discussing this with some friends yesterday, and we’ve basically narrowed it down to three contenders. In order:

  1. Salt
  2. Ice
  3. Copper ore

Rules:

Going by dictionary definition of “rock”, which means “stone”, which means “mineral”.

Water is a mineral according to the dictionary, which is why ice is in there.

Minerals are inorganic according to the dictionary, so things like sugar crystals don’t count, since they’re organic.

So, is it one of those three, or are there other delicious rocks that we’ve overlooked?

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People used to flavor everything with lead, so I bet it's tasty. Some historical records hinted that it's sweet. I still wouldn't try it tho.

What does copper ore taste like?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh! That’s a good answer! I’m also not willing to try it, but I’ll have to look up what people say about it.

We settled on copper ore, since I don’t know if you would consider a copper ingot to be a rock. But I personally find the taste of copper delightful.

[–] ganymede@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

where/how/what are you eating copper which permits you to taste it?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I have a copper pen. It tastes good.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I would ask the rockbiter.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

They look like good, strong hands...

[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

From my observations at music festivals, I’d guess either Jam Rock or Acid Rock.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago
[–] monovergent@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Halite is a boring answer, but Potassium chloride ("No Salt") is a fun rock to taste. Ice prepared with heavy water is the only sweet-tasting mineral that comes to mind.

Sal ammoniac is another fine-tasting rock. Copper ore might be the worst of the options here, I hate the taste of copper in drinking fountains.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Really? I quite like the taste of copper. I have a copper pen and it’s delicious.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] franzfurdinand@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that graphite encasing it?

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

They're even wearing little chef hats

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

It looks delicious, for real. Like, I want it in me.

[–] riquisimo@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, salt. Salt is the best rock. Salt.

It makes everything taste better. Salt, sugar, and caffeine are the big 3 addicting things and only salt is a rock.

Now of you're a Goron...

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got some from Brighton beach once, that was pretty tasty. Yes I broke your rules.

[–] Yeahigotskills2@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

I'll see your Brighton and raise you Blackpool.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Shale. It doesn't taste like much, but the consistency is like a really good chocolate bar, so it kinda messes with the mind. Thanks I don't have pica, but that would definitely be my rock of choice

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tea is organic so it doesn't count.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Oh fair, that slipped my mind.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago