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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] WanderingThoughts 12 points 14 hours ago

+20 strength

+10 intelligence

blinking deactivated

debuff activates in 01:59:59

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

(proceeds to create 20 pucks, filling a venti with pure espresso)

[–] artifex@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago

I did this once in college to use up food plan “points” that would have expired at the end of the semester. I drank half a mug of espresso and was NOT ok afterward.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Okey dokey. One cup very hot water, a single arabica bean, and 10g pure caffeine.

“Here you go, traveler, it is one of my strongest potions. Strong enough to slay dragons. I recommend picodosing to start, but do as your need demands.”

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

The maximum I’ve ever consumed was ~1,200mg (1.2g) of caffeine over a ~16 hour timeframe.

I did not feel OK afterwards; reading your comment just started giving me heart palpitations.. 😅

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Drops a crystal of meth into your drink, stirs it, then grabs the canister of cocaine and sprinkles the drug on your latte.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

I had no idea it was possible to make a $50 latte. Sounds delicious though!

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 14 points 20 hours ago

Did I stutter?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 18 hours ago

Casts Animate Dead

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Dealers choice