A Boring Dystopia

Can someone make sure she’s already on the menu? Move her up the list a bit.

Who is drinking Starbuccks in 2025? Just last month Starbucks closed 400 stores and laid off 900 employees in North America.

This will inevitably become "Gen Alpha is killing coffee shops". Fewer Barista jobs are available. The small, local coffee shop that is a nice quiet place to hang out or meet up with friends closes.

The problem is ghouls like her scraping value off the top of everything and hoarding that wealth like a dragon. Removing it from the system so their own personal number goes up.

2016 - millennials should stop buying avocado toast

2025 - gen Z should stop buying Starbucks

2034 - gen alpha should stop buying socks

Rich idiot says dumb shit is not news.

Some of us aren't buying Starbucks you dumb twat. But bills still keep escalating. We don't need just Luigi. We need all of the Super Smash Bros.

I want to punch every rich motherfucker who blames it on coffee purchases in the neck.

Oh look it's an out of touch white woman giving advice.

Yeah.. I read the entire article, SOME of what she's said isn't too off the mark.. Starting out with roomates and scrimping at first.. but crabbing that someone buys coffee? Seriously?

Naah sis, you're missing the main point.. and that is percentages of income needed to get into a home today are multiples of what they were when you were starting out. Fuck that shit. Also, housing stocks were better and it had less to do with the number of units on the market, but that the market wasn't dominated by equity firms and REITs.

My biggest beef with housing was once they put the "no money down" equation into the mix, the prices soared.

ok, avoiding starbucks is easy because six fucking dollars for a coffee so they can pay their CEO 6,660 times what a barista makes, just so he can fly between seattle and sfo DAILY, yeah, that's easy, but that's not going to transform the entire fucking economy.

what boomers faced 30 years ago? lol, record low interest rates, cheaper education, much higher % of union participation, help me out here what was the rough stuff the boomers went through 30 years ago?

NO FUCKING TELL ME I WANT TO KNOW

It's really fucking weird for this article to not be pointed at Millennials. Not better, kind of worse actually, and very weird. Poor bastards have it worse than we did and they're starting to become the punching bag for no reason.

Those teeth look primed to be turned into a necklace.

I think what we gen Z need to do is to nail her to a fucking tree and then use her as target practice. Or skin her and then use the leather we get from that so we can make a windmill that generates energy. At least that way she will have contributed something to society.

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Coffee is not the problem, CEOs are

Yeah probably shouldn’t be listening to this person

Eh, read the first little bit of the article, and bailed as soon as she was noted as saying stuff along the lines of "back then it was harder, because there were fewer desirable areas people wanted to live!".

In other words, back then you had cheaper options in the other nearby areas, which have since become unaffordable for starter homes. Nowadays you gotta move out to the middle of nowhere, where there're no jobs.

So idiot/detached CEO confirmed from my pov, her appearance at least matches her apparent personality.

Let's sink some yachts.

Booo! Get some new material!

I haven’t had a drip of Starbucks coffee in my entire life

As always there is something in german to respond to this (especially to this thumbnail):

„Du hast ein Gesicht wie ein Paar Latschen: Reintreten und wohlfühlen!“

Roughly translated to:

‚You have a face like a pair of slippers: step in and feel comfortable!‘ but with „reintreten“, here: ‚step in‘, primeraly meaning ‚to kick in‘.

Have fun with this random knowledge, copyright by K.I.Z., „Der durch die Scheibeboxxxer“.

This is literally a Starbucks ad for boomers.

"900 corporate staffers were also laid off as part of a $1 billion restructuring following six straight quarters of sales decline.".

The idea that spending on coffee or avocado toast or whatever single food/drink item is causing a widespread drop in home ownership is idiotic enough, but this absolute moron managed to pick something with hard evidence of declining sales.

I did, still poor. I get half my meals for free (food service) still poor. I split rent with 4 other people to the point where my bills are the lowest they've ever been in my life, still poor. Still poor, still poor and not making enough and everything keeps getting more expensive.

I don't care who the fuck she is or what the fuck she says or why anybody is quoting her. Remove her from my oxygen source.

I guess I'd believe this if all the hard data didn't prove it wrong.

Maybe I should become a conservative so I don't have to bother with hard data anymore and I can just let an almost deceased obese felon rapist tell me what to think.

i was alive 30 years ago. No the fuck its not.