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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.

Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bet I can guess how you felt about Conker's Bad Fur Day.

edit: Formatting.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

I can explain.

You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

So many situations in my life where I've said this same thing.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Humans are messed up.

In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there's a follower of some sparkly stuff

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

[–] HatFullOfSky@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's an aspect of Japanese folklore called "Shirikodama" or (roughly) "small anus ball", which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

This is what inspired the name of "The Dung Eater" in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then "defile their corpse" to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf's soul via the nearby orifice.

[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So... the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the "pee is stored in the balls" crowd yet?

I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but... apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The soul is stored in the balls

[–] whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I draw the line at pompompurin neocat, cry, loud

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

That's exactly the thing you were talking about.

[–] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.

[–] Nightsoul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Same, I don't get why people think animal buttholes are cute.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn't buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I'd definitely use this one too.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Same here. And I have a cat.

I think. I rarely see her, so I'm not really sure.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I'd like to, so I don't get this obsession either.

[–] RatBastard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not "cat people" bruv that's fuckin weirdos

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Cat people are fuckin weirdos.

I got 5.

Can confirm I am cat person, I am weirdo.

🐱 🥰

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I don't think that's okay. Too many, so you won't be able to properly care for them.

Consider that each cat person should get a couple hours of attention every day - how could you find the time for all 5?

[–] lengau@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Cat people are pretty self-sufficient. Normally food, water and a few cats are all they need, and they'll come to you for attention. If you have two cat people there's a good chance of them forming a bonded pair, too. More than two cat people and they'll often socialise together.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“I’m a cat people” - Nastassia Kinski is that you?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get the reference, I'm afraid.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I believe she acted in the eponymous movie with Malcolm McDowell. Pretty great some from Bowie in that one too

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago

Dude, it wasn't candy... We kept trying to stop you but... Well you know how you get when you're on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Y'all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It's funny

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I will never understand visual humor

FTFY

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a view from the front be better?

Cats don't seem to think so.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I think Japanese culture considers such details to be cute

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3D prints are not food safe.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There is a caveat, but yes: By definition, 3D printed parts should not be considered food safe.

Single-use cookie cutters are generally OK if you don't use them multiple times a day every day.

There are probably minor chemical risks but it wouldn't be in high enough quantities to kill you. There isn't really anything inherently food unsafe with PLA, ABS or PETG.

Bacteria is a much bigger risk during reuse because you can't fully clean the prints between the layer lines and other surface defects. The plastic generally won't survive a proper sanitization process either.

What your own risk tolerance is for plastic additives is up to you. If you do print a cookie cutter, toss it after you are done.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really don't condone producing single-use 3D prints unless it results in a net reduction of plastic waste for the same end. It would make more sense to 3D print a form to turn a thin strip of steel into a proper food safe and reusable cookie cutter. No waste and you can make as many cookie cutters as you want.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't PLA made from plants though? Then just dispose of it properly how would that be an issue.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

PLA breaks down under industrial composting conditions. It isn't really biodegradable. It is fair to call it plastic waste.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also this is a cookie cutter. Usually you bake after which should kill anything the cookie cutter may have left behind.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't kill plastic by baking, you just turn it into even worse stuff

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Oh you are thinking of plastic going into the food, normally hear people talk about bacteria growing on it.

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[–] Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It's Simons cat...

[–] orochi02@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Pompompurin moment

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I'd rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.

Lot a prudes in this thread.

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