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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just taste them to see if they're done.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Like a peasant? 😐

[–] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just keep checking if it's done every 1-2 minutes by tasting it

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, right?

You stir it every couple minutes and once it doesn't feel stiff anymore you start trying a piece with every stir.

Al dente literally means "to the tooth". How does it feel to your teeth?

Timers are for things that take more than 15 or can't/shouldn't be disturbed while cooking.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm glad to see I'm not crazy, this is how I've always done it after trial and error of getting the process that works the best for me

I knew I wasn't crazy that it stops feeling hard when stirring at a certain point!

[–] mech@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me, eating them after they're done:
I forgot to put salt in

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Same, but often in bed several hours later wondering why the pasta didn't taste right.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

TIMERS. don't you people have phones^TM^

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I need to set a timer to remind me to set a timer

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only I didn't get distracted and completely forget to set the timer... or remember where I placed my phone.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

That's why I have a physical timer bolted to the cupboard door in my kitchen.

[–] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Me: That’s silly, I don’t need a timer. I’m not an idiot! I can remember one damn number!

Also me: See meme

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Then the timer is mysteriously paused or cancelled…

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I just boil it until all the water's gone

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have a whiteboard on the fridge and I'll write "pasta 1329" or something.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I found a physical kitchen timer most helpful. It's really quick to set it and I can chop veggies or wash the dishes in the meantime, without having to check the clock all the time.

You can also get one with a magnetic base and stick it to the fridge.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yep. Grab it, spin it, set it back down--takes literally one second. I don't need microsecond precision for pasta.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

If you don’t get the magnet variety, there’s almost zero risk of failure. Even the magnet variety is only going to stop being magnetic (if it falls off or the magnetism wears out).

I have a mechanical egg timer I’ve had for probably 35 years (mom got it when I was a kid and I inherited it). Super basic. Only way I expect it to fail is if I drop it, because the plastic is almost certainly brittle by now.

They are freakin wonderful little things.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use the timer in the clock app on the phone. But also, I have a dozen preprogrammed timers that I can start from a shortcut on the home screen, and two timers in the swipe-down menu that are accessible even with the phone being locked. These are all implemented with the Automate app (for Android) — which, for better or worse, requires a bit of programming chops, even though the ‘coding’ is visual instead of textual.

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

I just stir it regularly and eyeball when it's presumably done.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Buying a smartwatch changed my life, cause now I know if I’m going to forget something, I can immediately set a timer on it. Which, yes I could have done with just my phone, but the phone is in my pocket and thus doesn’t exist.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I just keep forgetting to set the timer on my watch.

Advanced ADHD

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I set a timer with my old Casio digital watch which cost less than $10 and runs for >2 years on the charge of a single button cell and whose strap I replaced with a cloth+velcro strap made by a neighbourhood tailor, who did it for ~ $1.

__Yes, I'm flexing. You could tell?

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that works too

[–] Nurgus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I just set a timer and OH FOR GODS SAKE I FORGOT TO SET THE TIMER AGAIN

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cut it with a fork against the side of the pot to check if it's done.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use an immersion blender. Once it blends easily, I know it's done.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, I no longer have toes.

[–] persona_non_gravitas@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A wide-mouth food thermos was a game changer. Insert pasta, salt & hot water, remember to stir once about 1-5 minutes in. Then depending on how close to about 20 minutes in you remember it, it will be more or less a disgusting overcooked mess, but there's no risk of burning anything!

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I guess my distaste for overcooked pasta is what keeps me together against the forgetfulness.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Since forgetting is so common for me I set a timer on the microwave that is mounted right above the stove and has the air blower thingy to spread out the moisture air from boiling.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

i just gave up on that. i cook guided by vibes alone

and i must say, i mastered this skill to such a degree i can make perfect soft boiled eggs every single time. my inner clock is broken aside from when i make food, then it's better than an actual time keeping device

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kitchen timers are pretty cheap... Or use your phone.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The microwave probably has one.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Whatever cooking time is written on the package: It's always "add 3-5 minutes to it".

I'm looking at you Barilla!

Edit: I'm sorry, Barilla.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You meant "subtract", surely? No pasta needs to cook for ten minutes.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope, add. I like my pasta al dente, btw. But if I rely on the time printed on the package they never are al dente but still kind of raw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you putting the pasta in cold? If you put it in at a rolling boil it'll be mushy at 10 minutes.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you made me rethink how I cook my pasta and researched a little bit. The effect I'm experiencing can be explained by the amount of water I use. I always used 3 liters of water for 500g spaghetti. Recommended are 1l per 100g. Using lesser can result in greater loss of heat when putting in the pasta into the water.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I was thinking maybe elevation was accounting for the discrepancy, but thus makes more sense! Thanks for doing the research and solving the mystery.

[–] m532@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

The fusili I have say 11 minutes but they need 12 - 15

[–] qqq@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If you're cooking the grocery store dried box pasta for 5 minutes it's likely gonna be undercooked.. and crunchy.. If it's fresh pasta 3 to 5 minutes sounds about right.

Well, some dried pastas in the store could be 5 to 8 I guess, but definitely not Barilla

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Most of the thick pasta like penne from Barilla recommends 10-11…

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I have the stove timer plus two others nearby. Adapt and overcome.

[–] chad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It'll take half the time if you break it in half. 🧠

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

“Hey siri, set timer blabla” is a godsend

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is why I buy fresh (45 sec) or use Angel hair (3-4 min).