Phil_in_here

"What's he doing with his hands?"

"Oh shit, he's casting a spell! Tie him up!"

"Nice try, hombre. You're going away for a long time now!"

That's why I mentioned exclusivity.

There should be high end private grocers. There should be plastic surgeons. These should be allowed to be privately owned

What is this, a Seinfeld episode?

Jerry: "How'd the date go last night?"

Elaine: "Ugh, total bust! We spent the whole time arguing about calamari!"

Jerry: "Arguing about calamari? Like fried squid?"

Elaine gestures there you go

George: "It's deep fried, what's not to like?"

Elaine: "He doesn't even know what it is!"

Jerry: "Never had calamari? What a sad life..."

Kramer enters. Applause.

Elaine: "Kramer. What's calamari?"

Kramer: "Disgusting. That's what it is."

Jerry: "We're not talking about the same calamari here."

Kramer: "It's like chewing on rubber bands!"

Jerry: "You're not still going to Bosco's are you?"

Kramer: "I like Bosco."

George: "Didn't the health board shut them down?"

Kramer: "That's how you know it's authentic."

Elaine: "Can we get back to my problem, please?"

Jerry: "I'll tell you what, let's all go out. Elaine, you can bring you can bring your boyfriend. I'll show you all what calamari is supposed to taste like."

Elaine: "Well, do the have caviar?"

Jerry: "Caviar? What am I made of money? Why caviar?"

Elaine: "That's what he thinks calamari is!"

George: "Did you correct him?"

Elaine: "Yes, George, I corrected him. I corrected him for 45 minutes!"

Kramer: "Well why didn't you just order the calamari and show him?"

Elaine: "We were at a coffee shop."

Kramer: "Oh, they don't serve calamari at coffee shops."

Elaine: "...I know. I didn't expect to have to defend the reality of what calamari is when we made the date."

There's already no requirements and you really only need to omit the truth in your vague dogwhistly interview.

"I'm just fed up with what's been allowed to happen in our country!"

"It's high time we did something about these illegals (convicted felon and corrupt oligarchy) that ruin everything for the rest of us!"

"These people need to go back where they belong (safe in their communities)!"

What they're saying is calling it "the American Disease" because Europeans raped the natives of the Americas, sounds like you're blaming the natives for the disease

No necessity should be for-profit (exclusively).

If it is required (by nature, civilization, or by law) it is literally extortion to make a profit on it.

people later in the day get fucked by 30-40m

That's not at all how time works.

If a doctor has 1 hour appointments, scheduled on the hour, and everyone is 5 minutes late, the schedule is now every hour on the :05.

Your 9:00 arrives at 9:05 and runs to 10:05, but that's fine because your 10:00 is 5 minutes late, so they're now on time. It's not cumulative at all.

"They shouldn't waste my time waiting for them, they should be early and waste their time waiting for the appointment!"

No, but seriously, +/- 5 minutes is what it is. After that, it varies a lot on context.

But! Maybe we could not tax the rich and the money would trickle down, have you thought of that?

This calls for another study!

Yeah! Fuck billionaire Bryan Cranston!

Hot take! We've got a hot take over here!

Have you never done a "replace all" in a word document?

All of the water inside milk is now milk. All the stuff that wasn't water that had already been in milk is now mixed in with the new milk. You have double milk. Mmilklk.