this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

"I was there when the beans happened"

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mexican approved, will bean

[–] macaronidildo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean there, done that.

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

[–] nnz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

We have not bean amused.

[–] erik111189@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

[–] AzuleBlade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans, the magical fruit

[–] heathm55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I hear they're a magical fruit.

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm love me some beans

[–] Endorphine_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There you go, take that upvote

[–] Braz666@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We've all Bean there

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Yo I love those beans.

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

spoilerBEEEANNNNS

[–] D_Fire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] luffyuk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

[–] meanmon13@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

[–] erAck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Can fucking beans vote?

[–] CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

[–] Void_Reader@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's bean fun

[–] Elektrotechnik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ThatsTheTicket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[–] kim@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] z3k3lon@lemmy.pt 1 points 2 years ago

Franks n' Beans

[–] Ginjutsu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Retro@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

[–] Sigmatics@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ethikal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

[–] Idubz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] omey@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Yes, we do upvote anything.

[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

[–] spaceribs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ALIEN BEANS!

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 1 points 2 years ago
[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] bhez@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ItsaB3AR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah let's fucking go

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