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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (8 children)

What's up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Mostly the circlejerk about how memory safety magically fixes all security holes for me

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Having just taken cloud flare out? ...no

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The radioactive walmart shrimp ate the cookies for fish. An entire other stack chart can start next to this for food chains, or whole eco systems. Or stack enough charts to show how humans can collapse an entire galaxy. Deepest.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus fuck, can we give this poor abused xkcd a rest?

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

There's no stopping this now. Just ride it out.

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[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oracle needs to be covered in glue.

[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Skill issue, git guud (MAJOR /s ... mostly)

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the C and fiber layers should be swapped, fragility-wise

Found the Rust programmer

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.

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