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My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns' names come up on TV
This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip
An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
I'm a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
Show her the photo. She will understand.
I have already done so. We're now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It's turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn't expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.
Can we get a halmark movie about this please.
This is the Christmas movie I need
If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
I'm genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don't even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they're arll pieces of shit.
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don't even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It's not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
Vance has a Babyface because he just recently left the clone tank peter tiel grew him inside of.
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don't even know (or at least I don't remember) his name.
Like... omg look so close to putin
Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler's right hand man for most of Nazi Germany's existence. They're both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
PeeWee Himmler
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.
These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
And I'm not even a couch
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I'm not even a woman.
Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
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Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
"The reason women and some couches cover their drinks"
FTFY
US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it's a historical event in it's own right.
And why couch covers exist.
That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.
Oh shit, I didn't even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.
who are these people?
L-R:
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Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
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Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
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One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right
There's a whole lot of overcompensation for insecurity pictured here.
They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!
Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
3 of the 4 horsemen of white mediocrity