Joke's on you. That looks like a lot of fun.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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A new meaning to "nose job"
its a blownoseheadjob.
Two things can be true at once
Lemmy Users are just a subset of Reddit Users who couldn't stop picking up aggro from the mods
Or came over during the API bullshit
Idk I'm certain I'm at least smarter than the half of reddit users that are LLMs and thus cannot count the number of Rs in any given fruit.
that dong is attached below the knees?
He is old, it hangs low... Don't judge the elephant.
Tbf biggest reddit communuties are gaming ones and biggest lemmu communities are programming ones.
A decade ago, My nephew asked me what my Reddit name was. He was 9 years old. I looked at his old comments, and he was a pretty active Redditor on gaming subreddits.
It was then that I stopped trusting the numbers of comments on posts as a signal of quality.
thats because lemmy is new and niche. when reddit started it was all star trek programing and other nerd shit too
But... But programming is fun...
Actually how big is an elephant cock?
Ah, 3 foot. Hope nobody check my browsing history today.
Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself
I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.
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The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that you can post this without getting shadowed banned
Just normal banned.
And Lemmy users in this thread
Explain this image dot com
ONE ELEPHANT HAS HIS TRUNK UP ANOTHER ELEPHANT'S ASS. OSTENSIBLY TO EAT HIS SHIT. THE OTHER ELEPHANT REALLY SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING IT.
The first elephant's expression is like "I know it's in there you asshole, I saw you sit on the watermelon"
Colonoscopy
the blind person when the text assistant starts to yell this phrase at their phone:
You are all just as stupid, and ultimately I respect none if you. But ill delete this soon so you won't know i totally disrespect you.
Man, y'all are wrong. People on both platforms be stupid as hell. Myself included.
What was I talkin' about?
Ive never heard anyone say that... I didn't realize so many here are actually delusional...
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Depends on what we mean by smart. Lemmy seems to especially attract the IT crowd, which in itself represents a huge swathe of specialty knowledge... which I can't claim to be part of, but hey, medic checking in! But with reddit's variety of topics to include... I mean, pretty much everything, since that website is massive: I don't think they have any kind of knowledge deficit in a general sense.
Where Lemmy really shines is in stamping out the bigotry, not just in policy but from a direct community response: drop a post with some racism or sexism or w/e and you'll be swarmed by posts telling you to fuck off and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. And I love it! :D
So, smarter? Fuck if I know. Significantly less evil? Fuck yeah!
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Auto-Fellatio Elephant on my home feed. What a day!
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