Me too. I can then go back to 3D printing quantum blockchains out of room temperature superconductors in my private space station with Katy Perry.
HugeNerd
joined 5 months ago
Don't forget S-VHS, D-VHS, and HD-DVD...
Ah but you brought freedom and democracy to a bunch of dumb dusty people, right?
Sounds complicated. I just shove people out of the way. Unless they're kids, old people, or infirm in some way.
I was thinking of Sterling's Shaper/Mechanist universe, with the conflict being between genetic tinkerers and techno-upgraders.
You could blast the parasites with lasers on drones. Or engineer better fish immune systems.
Bio punk?
That guy ... was ME!!!
Imagine Russia targeted tents full of journalists you've never heard of.
There, upset now?
What about video players with no volume control? Or video that starts off at 140dB SPL right off the bat with 250% THD as well?
Heh, thanks. I see more and more similarity between Paranoia and the real world, as well as all the dystopian 1970s sci-fi I grew up on...
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Arrived in the Idiocracy?
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If she's good enough for Justin, she's good enough for me.