Fuck you with your ISO 27001 compliance!
Also, fuck that kid.
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How about running guest WLAN?
But zero trust means you don't have to have a perimeter
first misake was giving him the wifi password.
I couldn't imagine bringing a gaming device to a family Thanksgiving celebration and insisting on being able to use it instead of socializing with the people physically there.
Classic BOFH.