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[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Username does not check out

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bananasuit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like one of those disposable flossers.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't be daft, it looks nothing like an air fryer.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you even allowed to post this?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone is always allowed to post this. It's the one post that proves the rule, no matter what that rule is.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I’m gonna walk from London to Paris to Poland in a single day

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Good luck, because that is NOT a land bridge. You’re gonna have to walk the long way around (still possible in one day though if you don’t need more than six hours of sleep).

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Kau7fkJgq8AimSCJ7

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pfft. Just jump over it.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Usually, I assume darker blue to be deeper waters.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you look at it on the satellite view, it actually does look fairly shallow, but not shallow enough to be able to walk across.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless you are someone exceptionally good at walking with long leg-sticks (I don't know the appropriate name for that) and have someone to make an over-engineered leg-stick for this purpose.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stilts. The word for that is stilts.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's it!
Been so many years since I last read/heard that word that all I could recall was "stillets", which is not a word and looking it up only got me to "stilettos".

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I know the feeling. I had a moment the other day I couldn’t remember the word I wanted properly and I ended up shouting it a minute after we moved on

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m gonna swim in Banana!

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In Ontario we have the poor man's eurotrip

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shaped like a European nation too

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That might even be, like, 500 miles.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

In chile there is a Saying... of sorts "Talca, París y Londres", Talca being a random local city most people actually linda hate because having bad drivers and ruining a beloved local dish.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

En que contexto la usan?

Tan mal manejan en Talca? Yo pensaba que en mi ciudad manejaban mal hasta que pise río de janeiro. Por lo menos, a nosotros nos ganaron.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

En una ironía, como de conocer el mundo o de ciudades importantes "he visto? Talca París y Londres".

Igual su peor crimen son los completos mojados (hotdogs-chilean style but with wet bread for some deranged reason..)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact: that's pronounced "kiribass".

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you pronouncing the "bass" bit like the fish "sea bass" or the instrument "bass guitar"? (e.g. ass or ace)

[–] MonkRome@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Iirc somewhat like the fish

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wikipedia has an audio clip

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Got you.

Kirrab ass.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven't sent someone to map it like that.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yup, real, except Kiribati is many more islands. Specifically, this is the island Kiritimati.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

London is gone🦀🦀🦀

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Smol if not true.

In 2015, London was inhabited by 1,895 people, making it the second most populous of the four villages on the island.

Damn, some years for a few hours the temperature might fall under 20°C.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody wanted to build a city on the glans huh.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

people are stored in the balls

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like a dong