Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a "boy"
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today
I'm sure a polycule has both tried this and had to stop because it was causing too much anxiety/drama.
L E G U M E S!
Aside, but I hate that people say "my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me" instead of "my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)"
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How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Did that and all I'm getting is kernel panic.
Surely if it's full of missing women's driving licenses it's not a sock drawer, it's a missing women's driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I'd post if it were reddit.
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.
You can fit both the socks and the missing women's drivers' licenses. Unless you're really into collecting socks.
"Surely they're not missing, you've found them".
The other day, someone posted "I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don't have a cat."
And I posted "Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that's how cat ownership works."
Some people can't see what's directly in front of their faces.
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON'T (MUST WATCH)
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
[Citation needed]
Geocities/MySpace:
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Nothing to ad
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Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
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4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server?
BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.
LinkedIn: I don't have "boyfriends", I have unpaid live-in interns
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Also reddit:
My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Today it's the toothpaste, tomorrow it's your neighbours penis
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lemmy: "pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch."
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
...and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments....
Or...
37 posts
326 comments
Banned from 23 communities
Joined 2 hours ago
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YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can't do an ounce of work by themselves
Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?
YTA: Can't a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
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ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?
ml loves red flags
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