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[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 133 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 74 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

She works in advertising.

She doesn't need fixing.

These statements are mutually exclusive.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Yup, worked in advertising. No longer work in advertising. Life much better. Just quite a bit poorer.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago

She just needs her fix

Of ads

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Nothing to ad, I'm just here to dogpile on marketing majors

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I love dairy on its own merits, they didn't need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I've got nipples, Greg.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but I'm hungry for apples.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You don't know me

Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Nope! Not me. Phew.

But sorry for yours. Seriously.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

OK, that one sounds fair.