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[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

all programs are single threaded unless otherwise specified.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s safe to assume that any non-trivial program written in Go is multithreaded

[–] kbotc@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And yet: You’ll still be limited to two simultaneous calls to your REST API because the default HTTP client was built in the dumbest way possible.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The client object or the library?

[–] kbotc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

… Is this a trick question? The object, provided by the library (net/http which is about as default as they come) sets “DefaultMaxIdleConnsPerHost” to 2. This is significant because if you finish a connection and you’ve got more than 2 idles, it slams that connection close. If you have a lot of simultaneous fast lived requests to the same IP (say a load balanced IP), your go programs will exhaust the ephemeral port list quickly. It’s one of the most common “gotchas” I see where Go programs work great in dev and blow themselves apart in prod.

https://dev.to/gkampitakis/http-connection-churn-in-go-34pl is a fairly decent write up.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Really? Huh, TIL. I guess I've just never run into a situation where that was the bottleneck.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does Python have the ability to specify loops that should be executed in parallel, as e.g. Matlab uses parfor instead of for?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

python has way too many ways to do that. asyncio, future, thread, multiprocessing...

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of the ways you listed the only one that will actually take advantage of a multi core CPU is multiprocessing

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yup, that's true. most meaningful tasks are io-bound so "parallel" basically qualifies as "whatever allows multiple threads of execution to keep going". if you're doing numbercrunching in pythen without a proper library like pandas, that can parallelize your calculations, you're doing it wrong.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’ve used multiprocessing to squeeze more performance out of numpy and scipy. But yeah, resorting to multiprocessing is a sign that you should be dropping into something like Rust or a C variant.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Most numpy array functions already utilize multiple cores, because they're optimized and written in C

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

I've always hated object oriented multi threading. Goroutines (green threads) are just the best way 90% of the time. If I need to control where threads go I'll write it in rust.

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 points 3 months ago

!lemmySilver

[–] alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

It only took us how many years?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow, a programming language that is not supposed to be used for every single software in the world. Unlike Javascript for example which should absolutely be used for making everything (horrible). Nodejs was a mistake.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nodejs was a mistake.

More choice is always better

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And some of those choices are mistakes.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

let's be honest here, he actually means 0.01 core performance

[–] burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Yes, 0.99 performance being consumed by the interpreter.