Am atheist, can confirm.
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Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they're being annoying because they know it's normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it's not a "You just get to do this whenever you want" kind of deal now, it's invite only still. And they can't take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn't own one.
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife's boyfriend? Can't have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
Open the door. Get on the floor. It's your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase
My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard
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And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?
I mean HONESTLY!😾
I said Mongo, not Princess Donut.
Godammit, Donut 🐱😣
It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.
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I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
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Why does the right wing spend so much time worrying about what other people are doing? Is it because they have so much guilt in their own lives?
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Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
Man: "I consent"
Woman: "I consent"
Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"
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8O
Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
I have learned nothing whatsoever from Jurassic Park and am attempting to recreate dinosaurs. Blue, here I come!
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Nice kitty
Not me! My pet dinosaur can sleep on the fucking floor!
You heartless monster. I can't say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.
Weird using a pic of Pratt, who join an extra culty sect of the church to make this point...
It's not him, it's his character from the movie where he has a hot redhead girlfriend and a pet velociraptor. It's not the character's fault he's played by a turd.
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I'm pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
Are you kidding? There's no way I can afford that thing. I live in America man, I struggle to pay for my own food and healthcare.
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Oh sure, just the atheists WINNNNK
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
I'm cool with this
Isn't it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
I’d settle for getting to sleep
I mean, not neccessarily only specifically that world, but it's certainly an option.
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