Someone posted this in a comment somewhere today. It's a decade old, but probably more accurate than ever.
FunctionallyLiterate
As stated, these are facts - I'm missing the humor.
President Messiah
As Tom Petty said, however, "the waiting is the hardest part."
Just think of it as being for the benefit of those like me who aren't into horror or Stephen King. That's the excuse I'm going with even tho I'm right up there with ya.
It takes some scratch to be able to afford the equipment required to make this, so...
(I'm probably dating TF outta myself with that old slang reference, but c'est la vie.)
While you've earned a block for acting like a douche. Goodbye.
I concede. You've won the title of most useless comment here.
GMAFB. The question was about nipples being pink, implying a mostly Caucasian perspective. I simply said I hoped this was due to not thinking about the large and broad spectrum of other people for whom this is not true, rather than an intentional exclusion.
Desperation move in an attempt to reverse plummeting sales?
Crap like this contributed to me ultimately choosing to be atheist.
Some do have an annual fee...