JimVanDeventer

But most people do use Linux; Android is the most common OS, isn’t it?

Thank you, evolution, for allowing me to see orange so I can get an head start and outrun a mother fucking tiger!

Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?

I might have missed the one wherein he makes electric cooktops illegal but I think that one is still coming, at least. And potatoes must use masculine pronouns. And it is domestic terrorism for Taylor Swift to be a meaniepants anymore. Something, something Dr. Seuss. Masturbation will make you blind (please self-report to the nearest blinding centre).