MelodiousFunk

joined 1 year ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I don't care what your mom says, you're getting a few more pixels!

But only a few.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am convinced that given enough time, the gene for Tries Crazy Shit and the gene for Has Mad Skills will converge.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Wait... what's wrong with dark chocolate???

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Best of luck finding your cereal, little man.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I broke the cycle. Stepped away from toxic family just in time for the alt-right hole to start sucking everyone in. Now I get to watch as my nieces and nephews get subjected to the cycle.

It's fucking depressing.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And have you ever seen a hurricane? Not on TV. Not on “satellite images” (which are just more made up computer pictures). I mean with your own eyes.

Indeed I have.

Hurricanes, nor'easters, the occasional derecho... a few tornados have been too close for comfort but nothing I could see. Have heard the freight train sound though.

Personally I blame those weird domes made of triangles. They're definitely causing the weather. cocks shotgun

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I try to be that friend. Mostly, people are too busy being wrung dry by "life" to respond.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Living the dream.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

No, world defederated from hexbear.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have not, but I have it mentally bookmarked for when I'm in a better head space. Thank you for the suggestion.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was okay that day, but lost it while reading The Shepherd's Crown.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Guardian and Ancient shields would auto-reflect beams, but still consume shield durability. Any shield could be used with the parry and not consume durability. (This goes for most if not all monster attacks.)

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