I was a protectionist at a cinema for a while. I get it.
You both can have all of my capers, forever.
Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.
Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).
Capers can fuck off entirely.
...... I wanna eat that
Get wrecked, fucker
I'm going to put peanut butter on mine and skip the fast.
Welcome! And happy cake day!
Annals of the Former World is great, for a physical/historical/structural geology primer that's also a digestible travelogue.
Stephen Jay Gould did a lot to make shale interesting in his book on the Cambrian Explosion.
Syphilis Grampa can't reset the router. Surprise surprise.
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Toast your bread to the lightest setting for extra deliciousness.