Sunshine

If it’s clean it tastes like any other clean dick.

It’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.

And now you cursed us all! 🫠

You spelled zoomers wrong.

Or they fell in a hole?

Defecation*

can’t snap Time stops for no one. Sorry my fine motor skills are garbage.

I am the Sunshine.

My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

What the absolute fuck?

You have a fantastic username.

I agree, Marge. Like boobs, they’re just neat.