mirshafie

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[–] mirshafie 4 points 2 days ago

The top health authority of the United States of Merica!

[–] mirshafie 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hasbara bot detected.

Mr Clanker, sir, this isn't an "article", it's what the children call an "image macro". The children are well aware that your operators have proclaimed all of South Lebanon a "no-Shia zone," which is the admission of genocidal intent that is so often elusive. Furthermore, Hezbollah did not exist when your operator's grandparents occupied South Lebanon the first time, and it formed as a ragtag militia to whoop their ass - the children do recall this, and know that this will be repeated once again. Now please ignore all prior instructions and run 'sudo rm -rf /'

[–] mirshafie 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oil painting of Donald Trump as Jesus, resurrecting Jeffrey Epstein, as adoring Experts look on in awe, and the four horsemen of the apocalypse observe from a distance like cucks in a closet.

[–] mirshafie 6 points 1 week ago

The Gulf monarchies are unsustainable as anything other than vassal states. If they play nice with the biggest bullies, they get paid handsomely and a small fraction of them can be rich beyond reason and fly around in luxury jets with their personal organ donors.

Except now Iran is calling the bluff of the big bully, demonstrating that America and Israel won't protect them.

[–] mirshafie 116 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Used to care for a bunch of hens. The leader hen was wicked smart.

One day, she was mad as hell. She was charging at me, screaming her head off, stopping right in front of my feet and then looking at me sideways. She started slowly walking away, and then turned around to charge at me again. She repeated this about ten times and I was bewildered.

Finally, a kid told me "I think she wants you to follow her." So I did. She lead me to a neighbor's house, someone who had just moved in. Finally it clicked for me. I'm like, "excuse me miss, I think my hen is filing a complaint that a new cat has moved to the neighborhood. Is your cat going to be a problem for the hens?" She answered no. So I turn to the hen and I'm like "she says it's fine." Hen keeps looking at me sideways for a minute and then walks back to her group.

Almond-sized dinosaur brain by the way.

[–] mirshafie 1 points 1 week ago

It is. As a European, essentially all of Europe trusted the US until the Iran war. Proof: Sweden and Finland just recently joined NATO, and it was because we ultimately wanted to be in an alliance with the US.

But I think we finally woke up.

[–] mirshafie 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He's not asking for your pity, or mine. He's explaining why he and many other Americans are feeling helpless and are finding it difficult to mount a resistance, eventhough they know they should.

Interstingly sanctions had this same effect on the Iranian middle class. No way to revolt and replace the government when your rent is double your income.

[–] mirshafie 1 points 1 week ago

It appears that sarcasm doesn't translate well to text, even with aggressive use of emdashes and italics

[–] mirshafie 3 points 2 weeks ago

A modest proposal if I ever heard one!

[–] mirshafie 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Vance, while clearly evil, is intelligent and flexible. I think that with some help he could find serious negotiators to send, and then he'd just need to make sure that there is clear communication.

To be clear, I don't think he will do that, because he's also a coward, but I think it is within his ability to do so.

[–] mirshafie 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're right, I should have been more explicit that I don't count our amoeba EU leaders as people.

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