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They’re tired, boss.

What’s the problem? It’s just an infinity sink.

I found that my stress level about getting to work on time disappeared. Unlike traffic, I can’t make the train go a little bit faster by screwing over other people on the road. There’s no competition to save one minute off my drive. Once you’re on the train, you get there when you get there. There’s a certain Zen appeal to that.

Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.

“Shut up, Poors.”

Our hegemony was going to end one way or the other, sooner or later. I just didn’t think it would be done by some fucking dipshit dousing everything with kerosene and blowing everything up with a tactical nuke while pooping himself.

But hey, those libs sure got owned.

All that to create Artificial Intelligence that isn’t really intelligent.

Marrying someone to fix their issues is a lot like having a kid to save a marriage.

With talk like that, expect a lawsuit from the administration. How dare you!

In all fairness to the administration, if they kill everybody in the country nobody will be around to vote against them.

Good lord, you godless communists never think of other people! What about shareholder value?!

But seriously, as an older person, I hope I go quickly and quietly.

They spelled “inarguably” wrong.