red_sock

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 4 points 23 hours ago

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 6 points 23 hours ago

Ho... hold it. Hold it just a little longer...

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Enough years of shitposting about politics and history to remember "iraqi general who looks like bryan cranston" and the good luck of DuckDuckGo knowing exactly who I was looking for.

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Why is Iraqi field marshal Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri playing the role of Jacques Chirac here?

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She seems a lot happier next to him.

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

   

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

*"no, this is patrick"

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

It's my favorite game, Lophead!

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

spoilerFrankie the Squealer

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!

[–] red_sock@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago

Correct, they'll get drafted into Donald's and Bibi's 3rd World War. Completely different! /s

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