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Elon Musk allegedly took large amounts of drugs including ketamine while advising Trump – report in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

If you think that my giant repository ends at memes.... you are mistaken in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Meme template - I see nothing wrong here.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wanna be friends?

The chosen one in c/aww@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

Gonorrhoea vaccine to be rolled out in England from August in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

YES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!

Up to 265,000 gallons of urine splashback could be prevented with snazzy new urinal designs in c/goodnewseveryone@piefed.social

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

No can do, boss.
Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
Dont even ask about the times it's in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.

Up to 265,000 gallons of urine splashback could be prevented with snazzy new urinal designs in c/goodnewseveryone@piefed.social

What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too?"
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It's like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

We killed a T-Rex today. in c/pics@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

Coloured Drawing of T Rex who's crying and saying that it cannot even wipe it's tears.
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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter

My wife has a lot of patience part 2. in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 84 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Drawtism comic. Woman asks her boyfriend if he would like to bring toys in the bedroom. Boyfriend excitedly plays hotwheels on the woman's ass. \

Edit- Source: Drawtism.

Brian Carr, chairman of the FCC, replaced the american flag with Trump’s head in c/pics@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Correct headline -
Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy's tribute on his chest.

What hills are you dying on? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I love your boobs too, bro!