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Anon plays Metroid (europe.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I liked the FFVII manual that gave you bios of all the characters, along with telling you that Cid is "old".

He's 32.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

he's old to 13 year olds. And young enough to 40 year olds to want to sacrifice himself in the name of space flight.

And also young enough to piss off his wife.