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Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.

Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

I don't think we'd stand a chance fighting someone who's basically pure testosterone.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Onions ARE delicious.. in every variant EXCEPT raw.

They got that one type of onion that's sweet, I might try it raw, but all the rest you're right i'ma cook

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency. Shocked us east euros have never heard of it since our cooking skills peak at cutting raw onions and putting them on bread with burnt meat or tinned fish.

Hawaiians soak them in cold water to take out the pungency

I bet they do the same thing with hung over tourists 😉

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It's really delicious.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She is if she thinks raw onions are anything but delicious

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried them sliced and salted? I love the crunch combined with the subtle sting. Only problem is your whole body stinks for the day^^

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, at that point you might as well just cook them🤷

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I do most of the time but I like snacking on them while cooking

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.

Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like em but they eat me alive on the inside

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're the first person other than me I've heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don't even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh man, I used to get heartburn from onions, garlic, tomato, bananas, water. Everything. Now it's mostly just raw onion and sour candy that gets me.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That sounds rough! Glad it's better now. I'm perfectly fine with sour stuff too, except on a completely empty stomach. Not quite cooked garlic has made me throw up before though.