OldManBOMBIN

joined 2 years ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I gotta say I'm just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You shouldn't be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I figured so. That's why I refuse to drink it without COVID.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Glad I never got COVID; sad that I never got a chance to drink a can of cat food water

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Big T = big pp

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man, I used to get heartburn from onions, garlic, tomato, bananas, water. Everything. Now it's mostly just raw onion and sour candy that gets me.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Onion Sally 🤣

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like em but they eat me alive on the inside

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?

 

Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

 

Now I'm learning how to turn all this trash into an add-on so that others can use it without having to import an file and blah blah blah

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