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is everyone here a complete beginner? how do so many people relate to this? as soon as you need to do anything halfway interesting the thing just confidently spews nonsense.
Nope. 10 years experience at dicking around and collecting a paycheck. ChatGPT helps me dick around better.
Sometimes the more nonsensical it looks the less likely someone will bother taking their time to actually code review it.
My goal is keeping a job. Not getting work done. Then I just get more work to do.
Edit: I don't know why I expected people on this sub to actually be able to tell what a joke was.
The trick with humour is it has to not be as dry as my mother's cunt.
At least give us a "/s" so there's no doubt bro.
How do you know how wet your mom is?
You can get a soil moisture meter for $12.99 on Amazon.
You're probably right. I should assume the autism level is above average here.. My bad. But your mom's cunt is pretty wet when she rubs it on my face. Not your best analogy.
Edit: no /s to be clear. Your mom's cunt is dripping. But it's good that you don't know that.