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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

weird o with the leg

Can you elaborate? Do you mean Q or p?

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Q. P is a common character across languages. But Q is mostly unused, at least outside the romance languages who appear to spell K that way. But that can be solved by letting the characters have the same code point, and rendering it as K in most regions, and Q in France. I can't imagine any problems arising from that. :)

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

While we're at it, I have some other suggestions...

For example, in year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s," and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c," "y" and "x"--bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez--tu riplais "ch," "sh," and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

surprisingly beautiful

[–] toastal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I have been this last week. Very cool. I even built a keyboard for Sailfish OS.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

Haha, nicely done. I had to work harder and harder to read it.

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Jess. Ai'm still lukking får the ekvivalent åv /r/JuropijenSpelling her ån lemmi. Fæntæstikk søbreddit vitsj æbsolutli nids lemmi representeysjen.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If that's a joke, it's a good one. Otherwise, well, there are a lot of "this letter isn't needed let's throw it away," in most cases it will not work as good as you think.

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, I am joking. We probably could do something like the old iso-646 or whatever it was that swapped letters depending on locale (or equivalent), but it's not something we want to return to.

It's also not something we're entirely free of: Even though it's mostly gone, apparently Bulgarian locales do something interesting with Cyrillic characters. cf https://tonsky.me/blog/unicode/

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, thanks for that link; earlier today I was telling a non techy friend about Unicode quirks earlier and I could vaguely remember that post, but not well enough to remember how to find it. I didn't try very hard because it wasn't a big deal, so the serendipity of finding it via your comment was neat.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That is quite a unique quip. I love the idea of geo-based rendering, every application that renders text needs location access to be strictly correct :D.

I'd go further with the codepoint reduction, and delete w (can use uu) instead, and delete k (hard c can take its place)

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

To unjerk, as it were, it was a thing. So on old systems they'd do stuff like represent æøå with the same code points as {|}. Curly brace languages must have looked pretty weird back then:)

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

It still is a thing in some fonts: https://blog.miguelgrinberg.com/post/font-ligatures-for-your-code-editor-and-terminal

Took me a while to work out what they were called. Font rendering is hard :(