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It's not like they have mobile phones and could just look up what plasticine is!
Never do that... It melts their Brains when the need To learn something... Learned that the hard way, when i has to deal with cops ☹️
I thought maybe ’plasticine’ was a reference to plastic explosives, but one web search and hey! I’m less ignorant than I was 2 minutes ago!
OPPRESS or ...learn stuff? Pfft
Made me think of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
(Definitely not about LSD, guys, really! Lol)