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The British government proscribed Palestine Action as a terrorist group on 5 July 2025 under the UK's Terrorism Act 2000 after members of the network vandalised RAF aircraft at Brize Norton.[12] Since then, British police have arrested 744 individuals for showing support to Palestine Action, many of these resulting from a sit-in on Parliament Square on 9 August 2025.[13][14] Civil liberties groups have criticised the ban as "conflating protest with terrorism."[15]

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's not like they have mobile phones and could just look up what plasticine is!

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Never do that... It melts their Brains when the need To learn something... Learned that the hard way, when i has to deal with cops ☹️

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I thought maybe ’plasticine’ was a reference to plastic explosives, but one web search and hey! I’m less ignorant than I was 2 minutes ago!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

OPPRESS or ...learn stuff? Pfft

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Made me think of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Picture yourself on a train in a station

With plasticine porters with looking glass ties

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

(Definitely not about LSD, guys, really! Lol)