It can’t be that the polar vortex is unstable, disrupting temperatures year round. Also, if you put ice in water and it melts, the water level stays the same (do not take into account the ice on land because that would crash this illusion). Europe would like to get warmer, don’t take into consideration that climate change would disrupt the Gulf Stream and make Europe extremely cold. Also, 2°C aren’t that much, that would never increase the maximum humidity by 40% thus leading to dry periods with floods in between.

What else could I be sarcastic about..?