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[–] Lembot_0001@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Axe? In gym? I use shovel.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stupid modern gyms have concrete floors. How do they expect us vampires to bury our victims? I've started bringing excavators but people are getting suspicious..

[–] Lembot_0001@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

An axe isn't the best tool for the gravedigging in the concrete.