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[โ€“] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (6 children)

That is not how you wake a sleeping student.

You do it by putting a sheet of complex questions in front of them, and then loudly saying "you may now turn your papers over, you have 1 hour to complete the exam".

Jokes aside, if a student is sleeping in class, you probably want to have a word with the DSL to check up on them after class. Students only sleep if they're exhausted or you're really crap at teaching - get one of their mates to wake them quietly without drawing too much attention.

[โ€“] dingus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Idk...I slept through history class in high school because I just didn't give a shit about the class. It just wasn't a subject that interested me and I was a sleepy kid lol. I don't blame the teacher for not being engaging enough. I just wasn't interested in the subject like I was with my science classes. I still did fine in school too even though I slept through quite a few subject haha.

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