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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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It is only half greentext, though amusing (europe.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Vague answers about weekend plans"

I'm having a lesbian three-way this weekend boss HBU

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don't see the issue. Tell him/her/them that!

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

yes 🙂‍↕️🖐️

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Just a three way? Gotta pump those numbers up!"