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POV: You're a programmer (europe.pub)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Jokes on her, I've transitioned since last Christmas.

[–] Fisherswamp@programming.dev 83 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can still bring a girl though

[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 hours ago

Mission failed successfully: I'm bringing my enby instead and you can't stop me.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am the girl! Hmm, but maybe I'll bring another one too? 🤔

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The more the merrier!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it's yuletide! everyone (except that person. they know what they did) is welcome and celebrated!

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not sorry

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

when you burst into the wedding promising doom and death, we didn't kick you out because we didn't believe you, we kicked you out because we already knew. i mean, i'm involved let's be real.