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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 5 days ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

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