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Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.
So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.
Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.
If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.
Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.