Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.
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exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.
You're a butthole
akhctually, I'm an asshole
E Pluribus Anus
They were streets ahead in their logo design...
They're this close to the chaos symbol.
Great school, really good curriculum, too.
do all circles look like buttholes to you?
Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.
I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.
Cause they are full of backdoors.
E Pluribus Anus
They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.
Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.
Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.
Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.
The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.
What could go wrong.
Wasnโt there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?
So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.
Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.
If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.
Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.
Because the product is shit, obviously
Dicks in, shit out
Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.
Shit, mostly.
Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?
Like CEO, like company.
Cuz AI is usually full of shit?
What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.
All the others are not very butthole-ish, though.
So...like an old fashioned camera iris?
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Buttholes are funnier, though.
I think you need to see a doctor.
Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.
Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.
Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.
To represent their creators.
Seek counseling.