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It Is Cruel to Deny Food Assistance to Those Who Truly Deserve It: Corporations (McSweeney’s) (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 31 points 8 months ago

A CEO shouldn’t have to stay up late experiencing every parent’s worst nightmare: wondering how will he be able to feed his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson white truffles at every meal he ever eats, freshly grated by one of his twelve nannies, even when he is well into his thirties.