this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Uh... It's not a myth. You were hanging with bros before the hoe showed up. I think maybe anon just misunderstood what it meant and didn't realize it's literal.

[โ€“] silver@das-eck.haus 8 points 3 days ago

Smh anon doesn't recognize prophecy when he hears it