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And then everyone stood up and clapped (europe.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bingo.

It's a new god for the poors.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's not for the common people. It's for companies that dream of workplaces with no people, Facebook which talks to you automatically so you can still be fed ads while your real life friends are asleep

If it worked, stories like in OP could be true.