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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer to finish pooping before receiving a high velocity enema

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes it pushes it back up for another day or two.

Why do you hate efficiency?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I ain't no expert, but I would rather have a normal poop release than a two-day-drier, rock hard, anus ripper

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Look at this person living the high life full of privileges where they can poop everyday regularly.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Username does not check out (this time at least)

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

But if you wait until after you don't even need an enema