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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/42834907

“The reason we’re here is because the government of the United States wants you to leave the United States,” Judge Ubaid ul-Haq, presiding from a courtroom on Varick Street, told a group of about a dozen children on a recent morning on Webex.

The parties included a 7-year-old boy, wearing a shirt emblazoned with a pizza cartoon, who spun a toy windmill while the judge spoke. There was an 8-year-old girl and her 4-year-old sister, in a tie-dye shirt, who squeezed a pink plushy toy and stuffed it into her sleeve. None of the children were accompanied by parents or attorneys, only shelter workers who helped them log on to the hearing.

Immigrant advocates and lawyers say an increasing number of migrant children are making immigration court appearances without the assistance of attorneys, which they say will lead to more children getting deported.

“That child will be ordered deported from this country — that could all happen without that child ever speaking with an attorney and given the opportunity to obtain representation,” Shah said. “The cruelty is really apparent to all of us out here in the field.”

holy shit

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

No right to a lawyer, no right to a jury of their peers

[–] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Ohh man, now I want a full courtroom drama that only stars babies, like the movie Baby Geniuses, but they're highly skilled lawyers.

Like it's a serious courtroom movie, the babies a voiced like it's a serious movie and the whole world is scaled to their size.